Alice Lawrence
Paid Search Account Manager
Another marketer I’ve had the pleasure of working with.
Alice and I spent most of our early marketing days firing nerf pellets at each other from opposing sides of the office.
We still have the guns. But the pellets were lost to the nook and cranny abyss…
Q. Alice, who are you and why are you important?
“Alice here. Disney Pixar’s ratatouille enthusiast. I’m a paid search account manager who loves the client communication aspect of my job.”
Q. Still think they should have called it ‘Rat in a Hat’. Anyway, funniest work moment?
“It has to be the nerf wars at Bamboo Nine. Nothing like attacking your colleagues with polystyrene bullets.”
Q. I too, remember this fondly. Right, you have to combine one snack and one drink from your corner shop to make a tasty drink, what you choosing?
“Let’s take a Fanta lemon and chuck some sour patch kids in there.”
Q. That would send me to an early grave. Speaking of which, what would you want written on your gravestone?
“Guys, it’s really dark down here.”
Q. What’s normal at 3pm but terrifying at 3am?
“I think the postman knocking on the door would be pretty questionable.”
Q. You’re competing in the hammer throw, how far do you think you could launch a common pug?
“What a horrible question. That poor pug did nothing to deserve this. I want to speak to your manager… 6 metres.”
Q. Write a haiku about a goose with a crayon addiction
“Addicted to crayons
But you only see 4 colours
Silly goose”